(Door creak, door shuts)  Oh Ello' I was just closin up shop, but since ya already ere mights as well takes care of you all proper like.   So Ow c'n I elp ya?    Ooooh, so ya Likes to play WARCRAFT do ye?  Your Lost? Whacha mean yer lost? Well ave ya been ta..... YOU AVENT?   What cha mean its a secret?   So ya come ere lookin fer secrets did ya? Well now eh might just elp ya out wif that..... fer a price o'course, I gots to eat too ya know.....   So, tell you waht I'm a gonna do.  Now mind the only reason Im doin this is because - You seem nice enough fer 'uhhhh...., whatever you are and I just likes good people so you just 'old on a sec while I locks up and I'll show you somputhun special like I will. (keys being shifted - lock turns in the distance at the door)    Now back 'ere is what I likes to call my private like stock, Now afore we goes any further I gots to be honest,  none of this stuff I'm a gonna show ya is official like, so don't get all riled bout it.....heh-heh-heh  anybody can get an official guide, and you not just anybody though are ya? No yer not I can see it!  So, it seems like whats YOU want ain't gonna be in one o' them official guides.  I've got a couple o' real special types that'll Get you going in a blink o' the eye it will!     So, ere we go ----- The Hidden Merchant   (Ad and voiceover by Personicus)